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Guest Post: RP Andrews

Ten Minutes Left In The Candy Store: Coming Out Late In Life

I was 21 when I had my first sex with a man, an older guy, probably all of 25. But talking to guys over the intervening decades of my gay existence, I realized I had come out rather late in contrast to so many of them who boasted about having their first man-to-man blow-out at 15 or even 12. That’s why I’m amazed when I encounter men on the other end of the age spectrum who waited until their fifties, even sixties, before they decided to kick open their own private closet door and lead an openly gay existence.

As you may expect, many of them were married marrieds who tied the knot with a woman in their twenties and married for all the reasons guys who should know better do: family obligations, family or peer pressures, professional reasons, the desire to have children, and, yea, even for money. I know one guy who married a second time simply to have a woman help him raise his four year old son after his first wife (who knew nothing of his gay side) died in a car accident.

This is not to say these guys didn’t fuck around with guys all those years of suburban wedded bliss; but it was usually on the sly: on out-of-town business trips or solo visits to out-of-state family; or when they used bowling night with the guys as a cover. Wonder why those peepshow bookstores with the pay booths and cheap neon signs have survived the gyrations of our changing gay landscape?

Then there are the truly closeted men living all their lives with a parent who they care for until the end while they faithfully play the organ at church every Sunday morning; or living solo lives letting the demands of a 50 or 60 hour a week job absorb their entire existence.

But finally comes the day when the married guy meets Mr. Right or realizes he is getting nothing out of his relationship with a member of the opposite sex; or the parent dies; or the time for retirement arrives; or the man experiences a life-changing event like a near-fatal car crash; when, at 55 or 58 or 63, he asks himself the rhetorical question of the ages:

What am I waiting for?

If you are one of those late bloomers, what should you do next?

First, move to a place where gays are welcomed – and plentiful. And when it comes to places where older gay guys don’t feel like dinosaurs, nothing beats balmy Fort Lauderdale where I live which boasts not only one of the largest concentration of gay men in the country but, as a retirement mecca, also men over 50. That doesn’t mean if you like younger guys you need to settle. Far from it – Lauderdale’s got ‘em all, from twenty somethings on up.

Now you may be one of those older gentlemen content to become perpetual happy hour alcoholics and spend your time “in the day” reminiscing with your fellow cronies or googling the young eye candy.

That’s fine, but if you’re planning not just to take in the eye candy but swallow some of it, get yourself some Big V, (Viagra, silly boy) available cheap and without a script online. Okay, I know, I know, you don’t really need it, but it’s a great insurance policy just in case you got a hottie but Mr. Peter thinks it’s nap time.

Now, if you’re already partnered, that’s a plus because so much of the social scene operates around the dinner party/house party circuit where pair-offs are just, well, less threatening. A pair of over 40 guys move into a nice middle middle or upper middle class neighborhood and within days of their arrival, invites to stop over for drinks flood their mailbox. It doesn’t matter if you run into these same guys looking for younger meat on the web or the local whorehouse like Slammers, or even hitting you and your partner up for a foursome. Everything’s quite prime and proper over cocktails and crepes.

But if you’re alone, there’s no doubt, things can be more difficult. After all, let’s face it; you no longer have youth on your side, or work where you may meet other gay guys on the job. And because Lauderdale is such a transitory town, making friends, even fuck buddies, is an uphill challenge. That’s why unless you can still fool Father Time (good genes or good luck, I’ll take either), it’s essential to make the most of what you have. If you’re not in shape, get in shape and join a gay gym or one of the gay sports teams where the potential exists that you might meet other men, at least, socially. If you got the bucks, turn back the clock and take advantage of the wonders of modern medicine which abound in South Florida’s countless rejuvenation and cosmetic surgery centers.

And if you can’t make him on your looks or bod or personality, well, there’s always your 401 K (you have one, don’t you, dude?). Hell, I don’t think there’s anything wrong about paying for sex or a live-in bf if you know that’s what you’re doing. You want it quick and dirty and on the Q.T.? Line him up on one of the male escorts sites Looking for something more like a handsome well-built thirty or forty something guy to be your paramour? Then places such as the piano-bar-restaurant Tropics where May-December marriages are made over 2-for-1 drinks and sixteen dollar prime ribs dinners is your destination.

A lot of late bloomers go through what us jaded “been there, done that” call their “whore” phase. That’s when some guy who’s had three men his whole life suddenly sleeps indiscriminately with every anatomically correct male who says “hi” and is willing to bed down with him even if Mr. Friendly is a dwarf.

Fine – sow your oats – but with all this gayety comes one huge cautionary note. The Achilles heel of any just-out over 50 gay guy is his lack of experience, indeed, naïveté in The Life and I don’t mean in bed. Just like society at large, gay men can be cruel and devious even when they have a smile on their face and tell you that you’re wonderful. Particularly those who partied the last twenty years away. Unlike us career homosexuals who have been through the Gay School of Hard Knocks, many older fresh-to-The Life guys don’t have a knowledge base to work from and are unable to read between the lines with these gay boys, particularly those old enough to be their sons, and there’s a couple of Titanic’s worth down here. The result: granddad ends up being cockteased, heartbroken, exploited.

Or worse.

If you use Just for Men and your gray still shows, and you don’t have a blue belt in karate, never take an under 40 guy back to your place – you go to his or it just doesn’t happen.

Remember, having ten minutes left in the candy store doesn’t mean you can’t feast – just do it with your eyes open and your brain in the on position.

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RP Andrews spent most of his life in New York City as a public relations executive before relocating to Fort Lauderdale in 2002, where he enjoyed a brief, second career teaching writing at a local university. All his works of erotic gay fiction and non-fiction are available on amazon.com and Barnes and Noble; and other select publishers’ sites.

His first work of erotic gay fiction, a collection of edgy short stories called Basic Butch, was originally published by San Francisco-based GLBT Publishers in 2008. Basic Butch features characters who go down life paths that, in the end, they wish they had never explored.

His latest works of serious gay fiction include:

The Czar of Wilton Drive, is the story of Jonathan Antonucci, a 21 year old, barely-out-the-closet gay man from suburban New York who overnight finds himself a multi-millionaire, thanks to a bequest by his late gay great uncle. Uncle Charlie has unexpectedly died of a heart attack, leaving him the sole owner of several of the most successful bars in Wilton Manors, Fort Lauderdale’s gay ghetto, making Jonathan the Czar of Wilton Drive.

Flying down to Lauderdale to claim his bequest, Jon encounters Uncle Charlie’s dubious friends and business associates, and is immediately submerged in Lauderdale’s scene of unbridled sex and heavy drugs. He also discovers his great uncle’s memoirs which reveal truths not only about Jon’s own past but also what may have really happened to his uncle. In the end, Jon is torn between avenging Uncle Charlie’s death or loving the man responsible for it. From Kokoro Press.

Not In it For The Love, set at the turn of the new millennium. Josh, a young street-smart Florida drifter is snatched from his dead-end existence as a male hustler in a cheap Key Largo motel by Bishop, a Wall Street power broker who sets him up as his trophy boy in Manhattan society.

There, Josh, after leading a promiscuous lifestyle within New York City’s gay sub-culture, meets Hylan, a young, bi-racial, down-on-his luck, wheelchair-bound musician who awakens in Josh what love can be between two men. But their chance at happiness and the lives of those around them are forever changed by 9/11.

Buy Guys, RP Andrews’ newest novella scheduled for release late spring, 2015, is the story of Blaze and Pete, two young, gay handsome drifters with nothing, and nothing to lose. Blaze convinces Pete, who is falling in love with him, to leave dreary New Jersey and lead free and easy lives as male prostitutes in sunny Fort Lauderdale. Blaze, however, soon pulls Pete into a much larger, more dangerous scheme, a scheme that eventually threatens to destroy them both.

RP Andrews’ daily social commentary blog on gay life in America has been running since 2010 at str8gayconfessions.com, and a second edition collection of these commentaries is available as an e-book on amazon.com.

Confessions of a Str8Gay Man is RP Andrews’ unvarnished, unorthodox views of Modern Gay America which are often counter to today’s political correct gay media. In addition, there is Furry Man’s Journal, his erotic memoirs as a hirsute gay man as told through his experiences with the dozen iconic men in his life

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Welcome Sandrine Gasq-Dion!

It is sad to say that I have been sitting on this interview for a month now. I know I do apologize for that, but my life has been a little hectic so I do hope you will forgive my oversight.

Sandrine is becoming one of my favorite authors to read and I swear one of these days I will be able to finish or catch up on her Shifters/Assassin’s series. I have goals.

Please welcome Sandrine and I knew I would love her answer for the zombie apocalypse. (Hey it can happen!)

Vanessa: Why did you become a writer?
Sandrine: I have always loved writing. It started in middle school and carried on to high school and then college. I just always loved writing stories I guess!

V: If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Why
S: France for sure. I have so much family out there!!

V: If the zombie apocalypse happened tomorrow would you be ready?
S: Oh hell yes. I’d be at my brothers in Tennessee though. He’s seriously packing some hardware. lol

V: If you could meet anyone past or present, who would it be?
S: I would love to name someone like Einstein or something, but honestly I’d love to sit down with Stephen King and pick his brain.

V: Where do you see yourself three years from now?
S: Still in Arizona, still writing!

V: What is the one thing your readers don’t know about you, but you wished to share?
S: I’ve been through a lot of loss in my life. I lost my father and grandmother in one fail swoop, had a friend commit suicide and lost a friend to the war. I know my writing gives me a creative outlet to get all those feelings out. It’s very therapeutic.

V: What is one of your favorite childhood or adulthood memory?
S: Childhood memory is going on a cruise with my whole family. My brother and I caused so much mischief! J

V: If you could write with anyone past or present, who would it be? Why?
S: I would love to write with GA Hauser. She was my mentor when I first started and she helped me in so many ways!

V: What is up next for you and your books?
S: My life is about to drastically change. I’m getting ready to move and write a new series. I’m also going to tackle a male/female book. I’m hoping that I can attract some M/F readers to the M/M genre. I’m going to be living/breathing rock bands for the next 6 months!

V: Who is your favorite character from your books? Why?
S: I would say Riley. He is one of those characters you can’t help but love. He’s sweet and innocent, but downright vicious when it comes to those he loves!

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Best selling author, Sandrine (Sandy) was born in Inglewood, California. Raised by “Old School” French parents, she later moved to Tucson, AZ. It was there that writing became a hobby. Always told she had a great imagination, Sandy wrote short stories for her friends in High School. In college, she took more writing classes while working on her Criminal Justice degree, but it wasn’t until a soap opera caught her eye that she got involved in male on male romances. On the advice of a friend, Sandy dipped her toes into the world of M/M Romance. Sandy takes the writing seriously and has had countless conversations with gay men as well as hours of research.She’s been involved with the military in one way or another for over twenty years, and has a great deal of respect for our men in uniform. She’s traveled the world, but has finally returned to Arizona.

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Welcome Ashley John!

The wonderful Ashley John has agreed to do an interview and here is what he had to say.

Vanessa: Why did you become a writer?
Ashley: This is such a long story, because it is something I’d always wanted to do, but never had the balls to. When I was a kid, I’d dream of being a writer, but it always seemed like such an inaccessible profession. It’s like when you say you want to a pop star, and people say ‘that’s nice, but think about getting a real job’. I always looked at it as something I always wanted to do, but never could. I was always trying to write books as a kid, and especially as a teenager, but I could never stick to it. After I left school, I hopped around, jumping from one career path, to another. I started off going to graphic design college, which was a complete waste of my time. I’d been self-teaching myself to design from the age of 13, so going to a college where the ‘design tutors’ didn’t know how to use Photoshop was discouraging. I then became a hairdresser, which was another waste of two years of my life. It wasn’t until May 2014 when I finally told myself ‘fuck it, do what you want to do’ that I decided I was going to throw myself at writing. I was working in McDonalds, and I quit my job to focus on it full time. It was a crazy decision, but it was the kick in the butt that I needed to force myself to succeed. I told myself failure wasn’t an option. I didn’t have a plan B. Luckily, I had the support of my fiancé, who took over the bills and rent whilst I waited until it started to make me some money! I knew about self-publishing through Amazon, so I wrote my first book, The Secret (which I’d been trying to write for 2 years), and here I am now! The book when to the top of the Gay Short Stories chart, and so did the two sequels. I’m currently going through those books and fine tuning them, because obviously I made a lot of mistakes when I started out, but those books (The George & Harvey Series) showed me that I could succeed at something I loved. Those books acted as a springboard, and it’s been like a snowball effect since. I’m making more money than I ever thought was possible from self-publishing, and I’m loving every second of this crazy journey. I still love designing, but I channel that into making my own book covers, which is probably one of my favorite parts of the process.

V: If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Why?
A: I’d love to go to New York. I was raised on Sex and the City, so I’ve always been in love with the city. I’ll watch anything set in New York. When I was in my late teens, I had a dream of packing up everything and moving there, but I realized that wouldn’t quite workout (I live in the UK). I’ll visit one day, but you might have to drag me out by the ankles when it’s time to leave. I was raised in a tiny town, so there’s something about cities, especially New York, which just sparks my imagination.

V: If the zombie apocalypse happened tomorrow would you be ready?
A: No! Actually, maybe. Every year for Halloween I’ve been either a Zombie or a Skeleton, so I think my tactic would be to do an awesome paintjob on my face, roll around in Zombie blood and guts and fake it. I love sleeping, so I’d probably just curl up somewhere and sleep through it until help arrived.

V: If you could meet anyone past or present, who would it be?
A: I’d meet Channing Tatum so I could lick his face. Seriously though, I don’t actually know. There are so many people that I would love to meet, for different reason, but I think I’d muck it up, especially if they were really famous. I was at a Lady Gaga concert in October and I was that close to the front, I made eye contact with her and I almost fainted, so I don’t know what I’d be like meeting a person I admired. I think you always run the risk of them not being who you expected them to be. Sometimes, the fiction is better than the fact.

V: Where do you see yourself three years from now?
A: Ruling the world? I’m kidding, but I am very ambitious and driven. I know what I want, and I will get it. I believe that hard work pays off, and I know that I work hard at what I do. People don’t always see me on blogs or on social media, but they also don’t see the 16 hour days, locked in my office, typing like a madman in my underwear. I’d love to be a lot more successful, but who wouldn’t? I’m not embarrassed to say that I want to earn a lot of money. Growing up, we didn’t have much, so it would be nice to be comfortable. I’m getting there, slowly. This is the first year I’ve actually had money left over, after paying bills, and that’s thanks to writing! I’ve gone a bit crazy and booked 3 vacations for this year alone, but everyone needs a break. I’ve been on 1 vacation in 6 years, so I’m making up for lost time! If in 3 years, I’m still here, making a living from writing, I’ll be a very, very happy boy. Growing up, people always say that it’s more important to be happy doing something, rather than earning money, but I say, why can’t we do both? I never thought I’d make money from my passion, so it’s super satisfying when the check comes through every month, because I know I worked my butt off and I had fun (when I’m not stressing out about deadlines and having mental breakdowns during my first drafts!).

V: What is the one thing your readers don’t know about you, but you wished to share?
A: There are so many things! I think something people won’t know, because I don’t talk about it, is that I put a lot of myself into my books. I’m only 21, but I feel like I’ve experienced a lot. Themes such as depression, suicide, domestic abuse have all been pulled from my life, and my childhood. I think it’s true when people say you write about what you know, even if you don’t realize it. My Surf Bay books especially, have so much of my life littered through the pages. My life and my past have been pasted onto so many of the Surf Bay characters, creating dozens of versions of myself, all different. Sometimes I do it subconsciously and then my editor, who is always my best friend, will point it out and I’ll have ah ‘ahhhhhhh!’ moment, and everything suddenly makes sense. I think another thing people won’t know is that in real life, I’m quite a shy person. I have my moments of being extroverted, but generally, I keep myself to myself. I guess my books are my way of expressing my feelings, even if I didn’t intend for it to be when I started out. The older I get, the more private I get, which strange when I air so much of my own dirty laundry in my books, but people will never know what is true and what isn’t, which is comforting. It’s like going to a confessional, but instead of a priest on the other side of the screen, it’s my readers.

V: If you had one superpower what would it be?
A: I’ve always said invisibility. I used to think when I was a kid that if I was invisible, I could walk into shops and get all of the things that I really wanted. Now of course, I realize that is called shop lifting and is frowned upon in most societies. That, or the power to mold my body into whatever I wanted. I’d give myself a 6-pack and my face wouldn’t age past 25!

V: If you could write with anyone past or present, who would it be? Why?
A: Nobody! I’m a control freak! J.K. Rowling was the first author I read as kid, so I’d say her. Her name on one of my books would amazing, and I’d listen to everything she said. Scratch that, even if it was a secret, I wouldn’t care, because I’d know that I wrote with her. She’s the woman we all look up to, because she did it on such a huge scale, that nobody else will ever reach. Anyone else though, I’d be too adamant that I knew what I was doing, even if I didn’t. I think my inability to hold down a real job is because I don’t like being told what to do. I’ve always been a fiercely independent person and I prefer my own company. When I write, it’s a solitary experience. I lock my office door, I light candles, I play music and I lose myself in the process. I don’t think I’d ever be able to successfully share that with somebody.

V: What is up next for you and your books?
A: I’m currently working on the fourth book in my Surf Bay series, Love’s Medicine. I can’t believe I’m on the fourth Surf Bay book already, but the reaction to them has been overwhelming. My readers seem to love them, so I keep writing them. I’m nearly finished with Love’s Medicine, and I’m really excited about this one. It’s the story of best friends, Sammie and Justin, and their complicated relationship. They’re keeping a lot of secrets from one another, which creates a lot of tension and drama. After that, I’ve decided I’m going to take a break from Surf Bay, at least for a couple of books. I have some standalone MM Romance books that I’ve been dying to write for months, but haven’t had the time. I think one can get so lost in writing a series, they forget about all the other things they’re itching to write. If I could clone myself and write everything at once, that would be perfect. I see myself doing 2/3 standalone MM Romance novels, and then maybe a couple more Surf Bay books, before drawing that series to a close. I don’t want to still be writing about Surf Bay 98 books into the series. I think 6 or 10 is a nice number. It’ll be a body of work I’ll be proud of, but I think there are only so many characters in one small California town that can be gay. Beyond that, my general plan is to just keep releasing and writing books for the foreseeable future. I’m really enjoying it, and I’m enjoying watching my fan base and my brand grow. I never thought I’d get to this point, so I look forward to driving it forwards. My foot is crammed firmly in the door, I just need to kick it down.

V: Who is your favorite character from your books? Why?
A: There are a couple of characters that I love, but there’s one standout that I love right now, and I don’t know if that’s because he’s in the book I’m currently writing, but it’s Justin from Love’s Medicine (Surf Bay 4). Justin is a male nurse who works at the Surf Bay Hospital and if I had to say any character was me, it would be him. Not in looks, or profession, or even tastes, but in personality and life experiences, he’s me. He’s a bit of a geek, and he’s hopelessly in love with his best friend, Sammie. A lot of things go wrong for him, and he’s got a huge secret locked up in his house that he doesn’t want anybody knowing about. He’s been through a rough time prior to the book, and sticking to my usual style, things go downhill quickly from the very first page. Things never seem to go right for him, and it can get him quite down. He’s a very feisty character, but he doesn’t have the guts he needs to do what he wants in life. He’s a softie, and I think the readers are really going to relate to him. I think we’ve all been in a place where we want somebody who doesn’t want us, or situations where we’ve felt powerless to stop the things happening around us. His world is crumbling from the first page of the book, and we’ve all been there.

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Ashley John lives in the North of England with his fiancé Reece, and his cat Jeremy. Ashley is a lover of love and a lover of life, and that’s why he writes Romance novels. He’s a sucker for gripping love story. His characters are fighters, strong and complex, and they’ll do anything to get the happy endings they deserve (and there are usually a lot of tears and heartache along the way!). Ashley is best known for his best selling George & Harvey series and The Surf Bay Series. When Ashley isn’t writing, he uses his creativity to paint and draw, and when he’s not being creative, he’s usually taking a nap.

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Welcome Jamie Lynn Miller!

We all get our start somewhere

Thank you so much for hosting me here today, Vanessa, I really appreciate it.

Today I’d like to talk about why I got into writing ebooks, back in 2008 and how it led me to where I am today. Unlike some opinions I’ve read over the years, I embrace my fan fiction roots. I started back in 1995, writing X-Files fiction and it just spiraled on from there. In fact I’m still writing fan fiction today and loving every minute of it.

There’s always been this general impression in the “professional world” that all fan fiction is garbage, written by 15 year old girls. Well sorry, hate to tell you, but I’ve known fan fiction writers who would put professional authors (and TV show writers) to shame. And there’s been plenty of professional paperback novels I’ve read that belong in the trash can.

I’d finally gotten so fed up with fan fiction writers being looked down upon that I set out to prove (to myself at least) that my writing was good enough to get published, despite my “roots”. And look at that, it was! Five times so far!

After my fourth book with the same publisher I challenged myself again – to submit to another publisher. Would I be good enough for someone else? And look at that, Dreamspinner accepted me on my first try!

Bottom line – everyone’s got to start somewhere. And for me (and many of you) it was the fan fiction world. Everyone needs to hone their craft and there is no harsher critic than fandom. I took my bumps and bruises along the way and it made me a better writer, into what I am today.

In fact, if it hadn’t been for fan fiction I never would have discovered my love of hurt/comfort. It was like the heavens opened up and a great light shined down upon me. I wasn’t strange for wanting my favorite characters to get shot or poisoned! LOL! There was a whole ton of people just like me! I can’t tell you what a relief it was. And that was the catalyst for me to actually start writing my own stories. Now I embrace my love of hurt/comfort. It’s the main theme in all of my books.

I never would have guessed back in 1995 that my love of writing stories would lead me to where I am today – having five published books – and I’m looking forward to where the journey takes me next.

CONTEST: To enter to win a $10.00 Amazon gift card, leave me a comment and tell me which of my books sounds the most interesting to you! I’ll pick a random winner on Friday, February 6th.

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Jamie Lynn Miller has been writing fiction since childhood and decided to take the plunge and go pro in 2008, finding to her amazement that people truly enjoyed her love stories. She’s a romantic at heart, and her tales reflect the desire we all have to find “the one,” persevering through trials and heartache for that happy ending.

Jamie has a degree in fine arts and has spent the last twenty years working as a graphic designer, though she’d much rather be writing. She was born in Chicago and still lives there today with her husband and their two furry, four-footed children, er… cats.

If she’s not brainstorming story ideas, you can find Jamie at a sci-fi convention, in front of a furnace doing glass blowing, or on a mat twisted into a yoga pose.

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Welcome K. Vale!

So today I am excited to welcome K. Vale to my blog. She has been kind enough to answer some questions for me. Well here goes nothing.
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Vanessa: Why did you become a writer?
K. Vale: For the babes. Actually, the standard answer applies here—I was a voracious reader and loved writing stories and poems of my own as a kid. I went to nursing school with the intention of writing on the side and hopefully eventually writing fulltime.

V: If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Why?
K: I’d love to go to Scotland and just have a week-long pub crawl with my husband sans kids. Why? Because Scottish accents rock, the Guinness kegs should have a much better turn-over rate than they had in Germany, and, hey, no kids.

V: If the zombie apocalypse happened tomorrow would you be ready?
K: I think I’d do okay. The kids would slow me down, but like they say, you don’t have to be the fastest runner to escape the bear; you just have to run faster than the guy next to you. Sorry kids.

V: If you could meet anyone past or present, who would it be?
K: Elvis. Big Elvis fan, over here. I’d have him sign my chest and then never bathe again. Of course, anyone I showed would think I was a perv and a liar since the King is dead. Long live the King.

V: Where do you see yourself three years from now?
K: Oh god—it’s like The Picture of Dorian Gray. Make it stop! Please excuse me while I go apply more face cream.

V: What is the one thing your readers don’t know about you, but you wished to share?
K: Ummm. I was a track heptathlete in high school. And a band nerd. And in the Honor Society. I hung out with the party animals and the poindexters, was a teenage whore, and was voted class clown my senior year. I rigged the vote.

V: What is one of your favorite childhood or adulthood memories?
K: My memory sucks—or only seems to retain bad times—but I’m going to go with being pregnant with any one of my three hobbits and the awesome anticipation of meeting and naming my little people. It was a magical thing. And then they got bigger and start demanding the world, back-sassin’, and leaving clothes and toys everywhere. That pregnant glow thing is misleading, really. You think it’s gonna be a thousand Christmases all in one, but then every day is Groundhog’s Day.

V: If you could write with anyone past or present, who would it be? Why?
K: Gosh, I don’t know. I don’t think Hemingway would go for the smutty romance scene, but maybe I could tone down the smut. We’d make great drinking buddies. And I love polydactyl pusses. Yeah, we’d totally write at his house.

V: What is your favorite genre to read?
K: I love a good sci-fi or post-apocalyptic romance. Oh, and epic fantasy is like butter, baby. Butter.

V: What super powers would you have?
Wait. How many do I get? Actually, all I want is a time machine. My middle kid is a future engineer. I’m crossing my fingers he’ll build me one in a few years. Of course, I’ll have to sign an agreement not to erase him from history…

Thanks so much for having me, Vanessa! This was fun!

Bio:
K. Vale writes erotic romance of all stripes, from hot hetero to mouthwatering manlove. Find her MF work published under Kimber Vale. Come for the sex. Stay for the story. Stalk Kimber on Facebook and Twitter @KimberVale, and check her site for updates, new releases, and freebies at http://www.authorkimbervale.com.